"Welcome inside! Be sure to leave your luggage with me, and your mortal form at the door."

"To your left is the GAME ROOM, and to your right is the LIBRARY. Up these stairs are THE ROOMS. Forward is the GIFT SHOP, where you can get some nice buttons, and downstairs is the DINING HALL and the TUNNELS."

If you're ready to LEAVE, you may,(This isn't the Hotel California, although I can give you some DIRECTIONS THERE.) and I hope you enjoyed your stay.

"Of course, if you wish to stay here, that is also totally fine. You can turn on the RADIO and sign the GUESTBOOK BELOW while you're still here.